Dec
10
The story of The Steadfast Tin Soldier is supposed to be one of everlasting, unfailing love, but I think it is one of the most depressing stories ever. First off, the tin soldiers are a Christmas gift and our hero was made with only one leg. Poor guy. But he can stand straight on one leg- and he falls for a ballerina who is -wait for it- balancing on one leg! But the fates intervene and he gets thrown out the window, washed down the sewer, and out to sea where he is eaten by a fish.The fish is caught, sold, and whoa, the soldier finds himself back where he began. But the little asshole child throws him into the fire where he melts, and the ballerina gets blown by the wind into the fire and the next day all that is left is a lump of tin in the shape of a heart.YUCK. The moral of the story- the ungrateful little shit should never get any more Christmas presents ever!
Dec
09
No it is not the first day of Christmas calm down! There are still 16 days.
Dec
08
Lissy wanted the ice skate- I guess she watched Blades of Glory- also the gingerbread person! Enjoy
Dec
08
Except we don’t have a chimney. That’s okay. Santa has a magic key so he can get in. No, no one can steal his key. No ,the gangs and bad guys won’t get his magic key and come in the middle of the night. Because it is an invisible, magic key.
Dec
06
I played my drum for him, parump, pa ,pa pum
Dec
05
Who has a beard that’s long and white?Who comes around on a special night?
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa , Santa Claus!
Dec
04
Day 4- corn cob pipe and two eyes made out of coal- although why he was happy, since he was only going to melt shows he was also disturbed!
Dec
03
Hear them ring- Soon it will be Christmas day!
Dec
01
Here it is! The first day of Christmas. I am counting down until you are all here! Lots of love!
